





Weight Watchers likes to say that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Which I guess means they’ve never tasted Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
You never know what it is that seduces you. What you are sure of is that this was meant for you. There is no other feeling that brings with it such a sense of clear self-evidence.
Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just think about Olivia Wilde, the funny, intelligent actress who must have upset a gypsy for all the bad luck she has had.
I could do crunches every waking moment but that pouch at the bottom of my stomach will never go away.
Hiya fetus! You’re the product of rape.
Nostalgia is the art of abandoning details.
Here I am, trying out the couple thing, which I can only compare to learning a foreign language as an adult: when youâre young, the knowledge seems to seep in by osmosis, but it becomes a conscious…
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