14. Accidentally dropping a whole bunch of books seems like a great way to eventually get married.
You’re the one their significant other really has to win over.
Doing the things you enjoyed as a kid.
You were a founding figure in the “adorkable” movement.
Consistent highness does not pull you out of your humanness.
Pull them closer in their sleep.
Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
The disturbing ways they start to resemble your mother, in habits and appearance.
He had this smug look like he was the most important guy in the room, which he probably was. No one was talking to him. I had to try.
Q: Tell me about your new job. What do you do there exactly? A: Bemoan my existence and apply for other jobs.