February 2012
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I never work out but if I did, I would only go to the gym on leap days. I’d...
– 5 Things You Should Do On A Leap Day, Ryan O’Connell on Thought Catalog
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She kept our entire correspondence in a folder and printed it out for me upon my...
– Internet Like Story, Jimmy Chen on Thought Catalog
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TC: What would you say to anyone who was looking to get involved in the porn industry?
TT: It depends on where you are looking to get involved. I think that the first thing you have to do is treat it like a real job and do your research. Figure out who the players are, figure out what the deal is. The community is pretty small, and I feel like it’s better to kind of go to people with an...
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Plus when you smoke, you have to deal with a constant barrage of disdain from...
– I Can’t Do Drugs, Brad Pike on Thought Catalog
The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald’s.
– Andy Warhol, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol (1977)
muumuuhouse:
audience re Muumuu House reading at St. Mark’s Bookshop (20 Feb 2012)
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You never told me your last name. You gave me your phone number, but not your...
– Do Not Send That Text Message, Brad Pike on Thought Catalog
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Her hair is soft, straight, the color of walnuts and alive, slowly interacting...
– How To Say, “I Love You,” Brandon Scott Gorrell on Thought Catalog
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Subway — Everything seems clean, but it is not clean. The employees mask...
– The Emotional Texture Of Selected Fast-Food Restaurants, Blake Butler on Thought Catalog
Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us...
– Ira Glass (via nefffy)
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You know that thing you do sometimes when you’re sitting there having freshly...
– 5 Embarrassing Social Blunders You Have Maybe Made, Brandon Scott Gorrell on Thought Catalog
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Stage Four: The Wait
After the Unexpected Hum, you start to embrace the fact...
– The Six Stages Of Pop Song Addiction, Todd Clayton on Thought Catalog
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Naming our hurts and fears and doubts is an infinitely more difficult task than...
– How To Forget Paris, Todd Clayton on Thought Catalog
Everyday experience falls like snow. Immaterial, crystalline and microscopic, it...
– Jean Baudrillard, Cool Memories
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Valentine’s Day can be difficult to spend alone, but it can also be difficult...
– Baking For Someone Who Doesn’t Love You Anymore, January Nelson on Thought Catalog
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Unspeakable Assault
Braving the Elements
Elite Units
SuperPAC
...
– 66 Indie Band Names Taken From February 5th’s New York Times, BJ Fischer on Thought Catalog
Love is getting drunk with your significant other at a party and taking a cab...
– Ryan O’Connell, The Definition Of Love on Thought Catalog
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Why Whitney Houston Is The Voice Of 20-Something...
They say Bob Dylan was the voice of his generation — a modern-day minstrel cutting through the chaos of the 1960s with clear words, poignant questions, and honest emotion.
50-some-odd years later, 20-somethings have their own set of world woes to smoke pot to. Rebelling against our parents’ petty focus on peace, love, and equality, we’ve shifted to angsting over the real issues at hand: how to...
Perhaps the history of the errors of mankind, all things considered, is more...
– Benjamin Franklin
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Few things are more satisfying than going through your friends list and purging...
– Chelsea Fagan, I Wish I Knew How To Quit You, Facebook on Thought Catalog
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Anyway, 1990s teenagers had no leisure to appreciate the luxury they were given;...
– Leigh Alexander, How To Be 1990s on Thought Catalog
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I’d like you to play with my hair. Don’t pat my head with a flat hand, put your...
– Karyn Spencer, I Want To Snuggle With You on Thought Catalog
We spend much of our lives practicing our social skills and we’ve been...
– Jon Wong, Did You Know I Missed You? on Thought Catalog
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Spend a lot of your time looking at nothing on the Internet. Spend some time...
– Joey Martin, How To Be A Community College Student on Thought Catalog
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ass haiku by brandon scott gorrell
theskycallsyourname:
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The 10 Commandments Of The Internet, by Brandon...
Thou shalt not chat me when my chat status is set to “Busy” unless it has clearly been established that that is acceptable behavior. I set my chat status as “Busy” to indicate that I am, indeed, busy. I am not lying. Moreover, thou shalt not feel dejected when you chat me when my chat status is set to “Busy” and I subsequently take a long time to respond to the things you say.
Conversely, thou...
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The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are...
– Martin Heidegger, What Is Called Thinking? (1954)
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I enjoy seeing you insecure, vulnerable. I like to watch red steam light up your...
– Stephanie Georgopulos, I Like Your Flaws on Thought Catalog
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I realized that more than anything, I was just tired. I was tired of getting up...
– LK Shaw, If I Could Be Sweet on Thought Catalog
You hear stories, though,” Muffy says. “About these lonely or...
– David Foster Wallace, “Little Expressionless Animals” in Girl With Curious Hair (1989)
If you are the kind of person who goes on a thirty-five minute tangent about how...
– Chelsea Fagan, For The Love Of God, People, It’s Just Coffee on Thought Catalog
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Seems like the reason I agreed to come to this bar is because I don’t have a...
– Jimmy Chen, Alcoholic Monologue on Thought Catalog
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My favorite topic of conversation is this: all these bothersome girls who want...
– Brad Pike, I Am So Handsome on Thought Catalog
The Specter Collective: Trying to Optimistic about... →
spectercollective:
Ever since I got my ass on the internet and began reading contemporary, alternative writing, I have had an idea for a reading through college or Specter post that I have not yet felt inspired to write. After reading Rebecca Haze’s very well-crafted article on Marie Calloway’s “Adrien…
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If you are the kind of man who, on his way out for a night on the town or an...
– Chelsea Fagan, 5 Things Men Are Not Allowed To Wear on Thought Catalog
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Personally, vodka has been my go-to Valentine for as long as we’ve known each...
– Wes Janisen, Let Vodka Be Your Valentine on Thought Catalog