Spend a lot of your time looking at nothing on the Internet. Spend some time looking at your blog. Spend more time looking at other people’s blogs. Think about how unfair the world is. Think about how you are not famous. Remember that you are not good. Remember that those who are not good do not deserve to become famous. Think “I wouldn’t mind being Snooki.” Feel very bad about that thought. Try to not to focus when someone across the table from you is talking about ‘Gucci Sneakers’ and ‘staying fresh’. When you notice him looking at you look away. Pretend like you didn’t hear him call you Peter Parker. Realize you’re a loser. It’s alright. Sometimes stuff is alright.
Joey Martin, How To Be A Community College Student on Thought Catalog
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